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What Santa Can Teach Us About LinkedIn Profiles

Have you seen Santa’s LinkedIn profile? Check out his Summary:

Santa’s LinkedIn Profile Summary:  About  I’m the happiest guy you’ll ever meet. My cheer is infectious, and I get thrills spreading it at scale. I love children too. I thrive on their faith in me. The combination of these two passions is why I’m in the business of making kids smile.  My idea of fun is patiently listening to whiny customers seated on my lap in a mall, and turning their toy requests into $500 billion in sales. I’m proud that I have a direct impact on their behavior too: Nice? Gifts. Naughty? Coal.  I can wear many hats: postal worker, reindeer tamer, workshop executive, sleigh pilot, chimney gymnast, and elf resources manager. Desk jobs aren’t for me though. I do my best work on the move, flying through the sky.  I manage a team of 300,000 three-foot direct reports who live and breathe generosity and goodness. I know how to get the most out of them too. Since the launch of my elf-training program, my letter-readers have cut time-per-letter by 39% and my toy builders, wrappers, and leaders have increased their output by 17%.  I can brave arctic temperatures and overcome sleep deprivation. I can shimmy up and down chimneys in a flash — without making a peep. No chimney? No problem. I’ll figure out how to get in.  I’m the kind of guy who is so meticulous that when I make my list in Excel, I check it twice. I have an uncanny ability to know when my customers are sleeping, and when they’re awake.  Despite the demands of the job, I’ve never missed my annual deadline. Some people don’t even believe in me, yet I still deliver to them on-time.

Since it’s Santa’s busiest season, we were very lucky he found some time to sit down with us and answer a few questions.

What makes your profile’s Summary so good?

  • It's packed with personality and passion.
  • It paints a vivid picture of the North Pole culture where employees are intrinsically motivated to do good for others. Our values — hard work, a giving spirit, and a positive attitude — shine.
  • The tone is friendly and conversational. It's written in the first person and isn't cluttered with jargon.

What are the other key elements of your well-branded profile?

Screenshot of Santa Claus’ Profile Photo and Headline:  Santa Claus Global Director of Toy Distribution — Delivering Joy and Wonder to Children at Massive Scale The North Pole 500+ connections

What other profile features reinforce your corporate culture?

Core Skills, endorsed by my network

These real skills from LinkedIn’s drop-down menu are so applicable to me!

Screenshot of Santa Claus’ Skills and Endorsements, including:  —Manufacturing Operations Management —Postal Optimization —Employee Training  Industry Knowledge: —Product Development —Business Travel —Animal Welfare  Interpersonal Skills: —Leadership  Other Skills: —Manual Labor

Recommendations from customers and colleagues

Screenshot of Santa Claus’ Recommendations from other LinkedIn connections:  Rudolph (The Red-Nose Reindeer): Santa is an incredibly supportive leader. One time my co-workers were calling me names, and weren’t letting me join in any reindeer games. Santa had my back 100% — he celebrated my shiny red nose and let me guide his sleigh.  Six-Year-Old (Customer): His eyes — how they twinkled! His dimples, how merry! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!  Mother (With Three Children) Santa has such a powerful presence. When my kids act out, I simply say, “You better not shout, you better not pout, Santa Claus is coming to town” and they immediately obey me.

Volunteer Experience

Screenshot of Santa Claus’ Volunteer Experience from his LinkedIn Profile:  Organizations Santa supports: The Jingle Bell Foundation  Our mission is to relieve parents whose children are naughty 365 days a year. We fly the most needy up to the North Pole to get away from their kids where they can wine and dine with the elves and get spa treatments. We of course don’t get paid, but we do accept tips in the form of cookies.

Work Experience

Screenshot of Santa Claus’ Work Experience from his LinkedIn Profile:  Global Director of Toy Distribution The North Pole Dec 1960 — Present (59 yrs 1 mo)

Why should we care about all this profile stuff?

Looking at profiles is the #1 activity on LinkedIn. It’s a huge branding opportunity because good employee profiles = more candidate traffic = more brand exposure.

Well-branded profiles are a win-win: Employees strengthen their professional images, and your culture gets more exposure.

Do you have any parting thoughts?

Be prepared to handle objections from:

1. Candidates: “If I update my profile, it’ll look like I’m job hunting.”

Start by keeping your profile updated. If you and your team model the right behavior, your employees will feel more comfortable doing so too.

2. Leadership“If our employees are more visible, competitors poach them.”

Use pre- and post-attrition data to show no change. You’ll prove that better profiles do not increase turnover.

* Note: Santa’s profile shown above does not exist on LinkedIn — question's still out about whether he exists in real life.

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